Monday, May 29, 2017

the Cutler Conundrum of 2017.

Currently.  I am drinking Aldi Shiraz & eating chili Taquitos. besides a banana & 48 ounces of Water that is all that I have consumed this Memorial Day 2017.

Currently.  I am contemplating drunk buying white Denver Broncos & Chicago Bears.  And if Vanderbilt Cutler jerseys exist...???

Honestly? I am still just contemplating just exactly how it has came to this. The Cutler Mansion on sale for $4.75 M. Cutler in a sports booth. Commentating. & Not Competing. Neither in a Chicago Bears uniform nor any other NFL uniform.

It is a shame.  Such a shame, really.  Any Rust Belt team is merely happy to "competitive" at best & 0-16, well, at least we have a team to root for i.e. the Cleveland Browns. Or the Cincinnati Bengals. Things could be worse...

Things could be worse.  In June.  If you ejaculate can for more than two times a day, consider yourself youthfully lucky.  That you are not somberly ensconced in an ancient Random House copy of "Rememberance of Times Past" & not lost in Summer Intimacy with some young Native American in the Twin Cities or Wisconsin...???...lost in some Casino or distant relatives Reservation or Funeral Procession...

Just remember that you were foolish enough to contemplate buying Cutler Broncos & Bears jerseys on eBay. For absolutely no apparent reason than you felt Mr. Cutler erroneously garnered a raw deal.



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