Saturday, August 15, 2015

year15 Pre-season



There is this recurring American Masturbation Fantasy that involves aimlessly driving a Citroen SM.  Ralph Lauren suit.  Redwing postman boots.  Angelus U10 Tourbillon Lumiere. MMM Jazz Club. et cetera.

A raven-haired Argentine riding shotgun.  or maybe Lebanese. or maybe a indistinguishably composite Asian.  white Fendi skirt suit. Stuart Weitzman  the nudist sandal.  Chanel No. 5 et cetera.  she is aristocratic & exquisite; a  blank vacant gaze staring into the void. her expressionless face betrays nothing.  it never does.

You wake up from your middle-management wetdream in your dingy white Calvins, urinate & then do 75 push-ups.   blackeyedpeas & two fried eggs. tap water.  standing alone at the kitchen counter.  eating.  alone.

the Cable is disconnected.  & no Netflix/Hulu Plus/Amazon Prime etc. either.  Liberating? yes. it is infinitely Liberating.  but also strange.  because tbh i can barely recall a time when the ever present glow of Cable Television was not emanating from a screen.  even in the earlyearlyearly 80's, it has Alvvayz been there. the bachelor firefighters had the NASA-sized ballistic ABM systems grade Satellite Dish in their yard. & i still know the 1st HBO theme by heart.  in Slumburbia Comcast is de rigueur & here this Telecommunications BEAST reigns Supreme. ah...

the 1st Rule of NFL Fight Club is don't breakthejaw of the Johnny Be Goode Golden Boy in-the-locker room you stupid dumb fuck. now granted that the increasingly Any Given Sunday, XFL histrionic primadonna dramaturgies may make for good copy but this particular pre-Season melodrama is particularly troublesome for the increasingly beleaguered Integrity of the Game.  et cetera.  (Play your position small soldier...)

Masturbation seems like fleeting passing fancy.  I'm fine with a limp cock now.  I have come to terms with this.   I should probably have my Prostrate checked-out annually.  I see now why herbs like Yohimbe & Ginseng exist.  I only think about pretty Jewish_womyn now & even then its not really that Sexual.  Sharon Mitchell is like the apex.  A young Susan Sontag.  Clarice Lispector.  Natalie Portman--


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